Hello everybody, I'm Schazam.
My blog is a mess but generally you'll see tons of tales, cute animals, and comics with the occasional animu thrown in. I cosplay as stern anime women from time to time, so sometimes I throw that on here as well.
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doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go